Big cock
what every guy on the face of the world will tell you he has.
“hey, i have a big c-ck!”
sam has a big c-ck but dean has a very very small c-ck
sam’s c-ck is so huge it is 1,0000000000000000000000 times the size of deans
brad has one down his pants and it is m-ssive!!!!!!!
fit girl : i wish i could suck on brads big c-ck again
brad : u can but u will have to wait in line
what carlo has
what is in carlo’s pants
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