big dack swangin


when the pengalum of a grandfather clock is replaced with a large c-ck. most often owned by old white dudes or really big sl-ts. can also be found in bill cosbys bas-m-nt next to his gl-ss case of roofie.
“is that a big dack sw-ngin grandpa?”
“why yes it is little jimmy, wanna try it?”

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