Big Dick Monster
a man with an inhumanly large genital member. to qualify for this name you have these: 1.) a p-n-s of 6 or more inches 2.) the thickness of a large cuc-mber, pickle, zuchini or some other green cylindrical vegetable 3.) a m-ss of veins (veinage) 4.) a wrinkly n-ts-ck that claps against your thighs as you penetrate v-g-n-
once heard in the project pat song “dis b-tch, dat hoe” feat. ludacris
girl 1: hey chanel!!! did you and kano get freaky last night?
girl 2: omfg!!! yes we did, he’s a f-ckin animal…my walls stretched like 3 inches
girl 1:….dear god and everything that is holy….
girl 2: yes kevin is a big d-ck monster!!!
pause
girl 1: could f-ck him or least hold his monstrosity in hands and stare at its beauty as if its a mythical beast
girl 2: ….b-tch no!!! that d-ck got my smell on it, i marks my territory!
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