Big Ed Moustapha


big ed moustapha is the benchmark for greatness. see story:
poody r. glucks thought his ship had finally come in. he’d been chosen as a contestant on let’s make a deal and was also fortunate enough to be selected as the finalist to select winnings from behind one of three curtains. his choice was curtain number two. to his delight, winnings behind curtain number one turned out to be a set of used tires and an empty beer bottle. the audience gasped as the contents of curtain number two were revealed. poody couldn’t believe his luck! his prizes included 100 billion dollars cash, a 200 ft. yacht anch-r-d off the french riviera behind his new 20 million dollar villa. not to be ignored were a new 2009 ferrari f70, 3 mansions in beverly hills, new hampton, and west palm beach, his own personal leer jet, free p-sses to the finest restaurants in the world, free lifetime wardrobes from the finest tailor’s money can buy, to name but few of his new possessions, all tax free. poody’s greatest feelings of elation were about to change drastically however with the unveiling of the prize behind curtain number three.
for waiting behind door number three was probably the greatest gift ever available to mankind. that prize, was being granted the privilege of being allowed to smell the b-tt of the big ed moustapha for an entire two minutes!!! you could hear the audience moan for miles! poody’s heart sank. his feelings of sorrow and despair soon changed to anger and desperation. eventually poody had to be restrained and was forcibly removed from the studio. as he was being carried out, poody was heard to be crying out: ‘i meant to say door number three!!’ ‘i meant to say door number three!!’.

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