big fatty boom batty
a smokable containing the herbs of life, rolled to the size of giant tampon or baseball bat.
1. scenario : two lads preparing to play a popular football computer game.
” before i beat you senseless, i need to skin up ”
” i think you’re mistaken, for it is i who will be doing the beating. just like i did last night, but this time i wont need my spank paddle or your mum. how much you got left? ”
” enough for one and a bit. can get more as soon as your bird pays me for the special services i gave her while you were with my mum. how ’bout you?”
” same. ”
” f-ck it! lets just put ’em together and make a big fatty boom batty. ”
” nice. ”
” no, what’s nice is my new sheep skin carpet. have you felt how soft it is? ”
” not yet, but i was planning on wiping my -rs- with it later.
1. a smokable containing the herbs of life, rolled to the size of giant tampon or baseball bat.
1. scenario : two lads preparing to play a popular football computer game.
” before i beat you senseless, i need to skin up ”
” i think you’re mistaken, for it is i who will be doing the beating. just like i did last night, but this time i wont need my spank paddle or your mum. how much you got left? ”
” enough for one and a bit. can get more as soon as your bird pays me for the special services i gave her while you were with my mum. how ’bout you?”
” same. ”
” f-ck it! lets just put ’em together and make a big fatty boom batty. ”
” nice. ”
” no, what’s nice is my new sheep skin carpet. have you felt how soft it is? ”
” not yet, but i was planning on wiping my -rs- with it later. “
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