Big Jim

the mixture of jim beam and monster energy drink. the concoction is one part jim to two parts monster. it is only considered a “big” jim if the monster is poured from a bfc.
man i was so sore the morning after i discovered big jim.

i met big jim at the super 8 and its a night i will never forget.
being big, from new york, and jewish.
that kid is such a big jim
1.) a mans p-n-s (large). 2.)a fat man named jim. 3.)a radio celebrity on 101 kufo. 4.)a guy who owes red a hat and a drink for burning the leather in his infinity q45, with a cigarette that he b-mmed off red in the first place. all this after red was generous(see: stoned) enough to drive his drunken monkey -ss home even though red was at work and couldn’t really leave but since big jim is such a big celebrity(see also: drunkard), red asked his boss nicely(see: -ss kissing), got permission and then found out that big jim lives in bfe(see also: b-m f-ck egypt and b-tt f-ck egypt). you see red works/lives in the burbs(see: rich kids). but jim lives in the big city(see also: girlfriends parents house). red has a lead foot and was going about 75-80mph down hwy 26(see also: evading the police), when due to a taco truck(see also: roach coach), traffic was stopped in the tunnel onto 405 south. red cursed at the top of his lungs. then big jim tried to cuss with his drunken wit but ended up just burning a large hole in red’s leather seat. 🙂 happy birthday ya big b-st-rd!!! we all love you! just not in that s-xual way! except your girl…….and marconi(see also: big guy lovin). i need me a kufo hat(see also: hook a brother up)!
def 1 ex.) big jim and the twins. def 2 ex.) “hey there’s that fat b-st-rd jim!”. def 3 ex.) “it’s the marconi show with marconi, kristine, and big jim!”. def 4 ex.) it’s the same big b-st-rd from the marconi show on kufo.
note:
due to writers lack of sobriety accuracy is
between 60-90%