BIG JOHN
one big s.-.b.
he’s nice to his friends but don’t p-ss him off.
don’t #$%@ with big john…
a man’s p-n-s(a rather large one in particular).
(antonym: slim jim)
hey girl, wanna come here and suck my big john?
sen. john f. kerry, american presidential candidate in 2004. contrasted with his running-mate sen. john edwards little john. (kerry is taller than edwards, and was running for the more important position.)
did you get to see big john and theresa at the rally?
a hefty m-f- with ginormous biceps that gets pud from all the ladies.
that guy is such a big john, he got -ss from ever girl in texas last night.
not the brightest man in the world
john is thick as f–k, cause skeg told us so
a name for a rather large, hefty girl, most people consider a tom boy. also others think she is lesbian, and most friends are guys that think she is “one of them.” she also has very manly-ish features and most often doesn’t enjoy what most girls do. most people are afraid of her.
“hey there’s big john.”
“i sure wouldn’t wanna get into it with her.”
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