Big Johnson


an often used synonym for a man’s p-n-s.
hey baby, big johnson’s back at my place waiting for you.”
one who has a larger c-ck than normal, people with the last name johnson have a 100% bigjohnson rate.
wow you have a bigjohnson, i can’t wait until its inside me, but i’m a bit scared that it won’t fit.

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