Big-Mac-attack-o-phobia


the fear of having a big mac attack and not being able to s-xually satisfy the big mac. so you wonder if there is even any point in puting a condem on if the big mac is just going to lay there like a dead fish. i mean come on, where both adults here, if you don’t want to be here then we should just call it off right now…..
i love you big mac.
jim looked up from his fillet-o-fish with longful eyes as grimace finished off his big mac. jim had never eaten a big mac for fear of suffering from big-mac-attack-o-phobia

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