big mike

the biggest piece of sh-t out there. 300+ lbs. but not muscular. tall and fat. huge self-centered narssasistic -sshole with an incredibly large ego and multiple personas. tries to act and talk like he’s italian and constantly talks about “the family” or how he’s in the mob. realistically is less than 25 percent italian and is a part of a want to be russian mob or gang. though may make it seem like he’s high up there is probably a bottom feeder tech guy. lies to make certain impressions on you. often has the idea that he is the greatest being in existence. extremely close minded. very stupid, sucky liar though will not admit any form of imperfection. basically very very very thick skull to make up for sp-ce the brain should have but does not. when it all comes down to it he verbally says things good about himself and all things stated above to fool himself and others into thinking he is all that. when in the end he is a lowly bottom of the food chain bug with a low self esteem and a look of fear in his eyes. if you look in his eyes you can see and smell the fear radiating. never learns and is practically unhelpable. must use extreme tactics in all situations with him. also has pro crime att-tude. can be whipped easily if attracted to you but not tame. will annoy you and screw you over. never does anything for anyone but himself no matter how it seems there is a hidden motive.
nick: who is that fat f-ck? he forced his mom to get out of the car and sit in the back and said “big man don’t get in back seat”
stranger: that’s big mike…
the man, (rip)
big mike was the man.. aka … big nutzzzz aka mister b. rip
usually a tall guy, can be fat, who loves to talk continously and most of the time is a basketball player. he is not always the best player, however, his size creates a balance with his overall skill. there are exceptions. i know of only four “big mike’s”, therefore i am basing my opinion around what i know of them. only one of them uses something other then size to take the lead in a basketball game
big mike is a big guy
to go double digit negative in a halo 3 match in multiple games in a row.
sh-t, he just pulled a big mike in those last few sniper games.
n.a male of -sshole(ish) nature; lacks common sense.
v. “to pull a bigmike”: to cheat on the girl you date for 2 months with
adj. “to act like bigmike”
“wow, this guy is the hugest bigmike i’ve ever heard of, what a pr-ck.”
gay moderator at xtremem-ss.com, site about steroid abuse visited by many crackheads.
“i like to suck on big mikes c-ck”
-stratus

“werd guys, i addes some 1337 wicked tunes to teh g33k caterogy w00t”
-big mike
a guy who takes forever to p-ss the doobie to the left hand side.
g-ddam, that guys gone and toked all the reefer. he’s a complete funking big mike.
aka whitecheal aka whiteboy…nba sim comish…the guy who makes watching beavis and b-tthead/wildboyz twice as funny
irock camero is sweet

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