Big Mon

big mon is term used in northern ireland, scotland and wales to describe a physically powerful person with the ability to outperform the average man tactically and strategically.

a typical big mon is large, bearded and muscle bound. he primarily uses his physical strength to achieve his goals, but is also known for his ability to tactically evaluate a scenario and turn it to his advantage. his booming bear like voice is very loud and deep, and after consuming alcohol may become impossible to comprehend.

the habitat of a typical big mon ranges from physical environments such as a weights room or sports pitch, to a more cerebral environment such as a chess tournament, poker tournament or computer game.
i seen him win a game of chess after drinking 7 sambucas, 8 double vodka and red bulls and 12 pints of beer. he’s a big mon.

that dude’s a big mon. i heard him bellowing while drinking from a bottle of vodka about being able to score a goal (in soccer) from the half way line by doing an over head kick on the volley.

just because he can benchpress 500lbs doesn’t mean he’s a big mon. he’s only a big mon if he can do it at 6am after 3 hours sleep and 16 cans of beer and half a bottle of vodka.

hey dude, i done a bet and couldn’t work out my return so i asked the big mon. to my dismay he told me that i’d wasted my money as berwick rangers have 5 players injured and ballymena united haven’t won in 8 games. but if i was by chance successful i’d win 1474.87 quid with my 3quid acc-mulator. he’s crazy -ss.