Big ‘Ole Sow
your wife or significant other who after having children or just plain flat out let her self go resembles a large swine of the female variety. typically evidenced by the visible presense of blubber rolls. also often can be seen laying on her side on the couch with a bag of potatoe chips watching television rather than exercising.
d-mn b-tch after dem kids were born and you let yourself go, you sure are a big ‘ole sow
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