big penis
it’ all relative when it comes to women’s perceptions of p-n-s size. if her first boyfriend had a 3 inch hard pr-ck and then her next one has a 5 inch long d-ck, then she think it’s a “big p-n-s”. likewise, if her first boyfriend had a thick 8 inch long schl-ng and the next guy has a 7 incher (which is really scientifically within the 90th percentile for size), she won’t think it’s a “big p-n-s”. it all depends on their previous experience.
whoa! -girls thinks to herself how much bigger his p-n-s is compared to her previous boyfriends-, that’s a d-mn big p-n-s! must be a foot long!
a not little male genitalia.
joe has a big p-n-s.
this anatomical holy grail is the source of much strife, immaturity and insecurity amongst younger males with no conception of the inner workings of its female counterpart. in actuality, rigidity is a far more important factor in stimulating the female genitalia than either girth or length. girth, secondarily, is often said to be noticeably more important than length, provided one possesses at least the length of the girl’s longest finger (tiny girls don’t require the same proportions that tall girls do).
five and a half inches is the average length of the american p-n-s, so chances are very good that you have all the equipment you need. relax, watch some p-rn, learn how to use what you have.
sam: “how the h-ll does ying get all the girls? he can’t have more than four inches!”
joe: “c-cky b-st-rd knows how it’s done, i guess. wish he’d teach us something… no h-m-!”
sam: “haha, ‘no h-m-‘ indeed! i still say you need a big p-n-s.”
joe: “aaaaand that’s why you’re still a virgin.”
sam: “shaddap.”
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