big spoon debacle


the awkward moment when lying in bed when one must decide which partner will be the big spoon or the little spoon. generally, only occurs with same-s-x relationships.
rocky was shorter than his partner, bulwinkle, but when bulwinkle turned away, rocky had to awkwardly figure out his next step in the big spoon debacle and reluctantly -ssumed the role of big spoon.

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