Big Texan

restaurant in amarillo texas located east of town on i-40 that advertises on all the major interstates hundreds of miles in all directions. their claim to fame is a free 72 oz. steak dinner (if eaten in one hour). meal includes 72 oz steak, shrimp c-cktail, roll, and baked potato. if you are unable to eat it, the cost is like $50.00. well worth getting one of your friends to try it and if he fails, pay the $50 for him. it’s worth $50 to see someone try to sh-t 4.5 pounds of beef, right???
kid #1: “hey, lets eat there dad.”
kid #2: “yes, yes, yes.” “yeaaaa big texan.”
dad: “ok, ok kids, settle the h-ll down before i pull the godd-mn car over.”
kid #1: “you hungry grandma?”
grandma: “well, as a matter of fact i’m famished little johnny”
kid #2: …snicker…
kid #1: “hey, whats that smell dad?”
dad: “thats amarillo son.”

an hour later….

kid #1: “yea grandma, you did it!”
grandma “i dont feel to well kids.”
kid #2: “just wait till tomorrow grandma.” “your gonna have 4.5 lbs of beef hangin out your -ss!!!!”
kid #1: “yea grandma, it’ll feel like a big texan was in there!”
kid #1 and #2: “ha ha ha ha.”
dad: get in the car you little b-st-rds!”
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the sh-t you make the morning after eating a big texas.
nick: jesus man your big texan smells terrible.
tyler: yupp. its not a good time.
while “knocking it back” you stick your thumb in the girls -ss.
jared and everitt gives the big texan to their b-tches daily!!