Big Useless Dick


when a guy boasts a lot about the size of his p-n-s, but is actually very boring and cannot last long in bed. he also tries to to sleep with as many women as possible to hide the fact that the quality of s-x is really bad.
well now i know that he’s just a big useless d-ck. next!

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