Bijackual


the uncanny ability to m-st-rb-t- with both your right and left hand. this sort of thing makes life easier when outside forces decide to steal an apendage from you.
tim: dam dude you shouldn’t have put your hand under that fat b-tch before she sat down. how are you gonna go through life with a broken arm?
john: dude it’ll be rough but thank god i’m bijackual.

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