bike butt


when you sit on a wet bicycle seat and your pants get wet, rendering them completely uncomfortable.
d-mn, that guy totally has bike b-tt!
that special way your b-tt hurts after riding a bike for the first time in a long while.
after her first bike ride this year, girl woke up with a b-tchin’ case of bike b-tt.

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