biker tits
biker t-ts are a common abnormality of the north american caucasion female. the most prominent features of the biker t-t are saggy, oblong, mismatched, hairy, or otherwise obscure br–sts, with pepperoni nips being an essential commonality. biker t-ts, while common in every u.s. state, are most frequently found in the central and southern parts of that nation. b-tches with biker t-ts can normally be seen with their large lether coated -ss cheeks strangling the back of a motorcycle; the image looks like a walrus’ attempt at flossing. chicks on motorcycles with perpotionate t-tties will all eventually become outcast amongst their peers. biker t-ts are an american staple which must be recognized.
“dude so how were here t-tties?”
“f-ckin gross bro, stephanie had some saggy -ss biker t-ts… not only that but b-tch looked like a bison. i’ll never drink soco again.”
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