Biketard
noun
individual defined by wearing excessively tight designer jeans, hooded sweatshirt (usually black) puma style sneakers. usually seen riding and expensive fixed gear bicycle such as a nagasawa, san rensho, bianchi pista which has been outfitted with phil wood hubs, and velocity rims of various colors. these posers give cycling and bike messengers a bad name.
it looks like the biketards are having a meeting today at ritual coffee roasters
any cyclist who blatantly disregards the safety of nearby pedestrians.
the fraking biketard barely missed us on the sidewalk! i hope we didn’t interrupt him while he was texting.
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