bikini bridge
a vague, and often obscured view of the mound and inner hipbones that’s created when a woman under 120lbs lies down in a bikini. aka, a superficial -sset.
“hey babe, d’you have a bikini bridge?”
“nope. they’re for skinny b-tches that care.”
“oh… um, awkward. we’re gonna have to break up. sorry.”
“f-ck you! you’re such a shallow douchebag. cya later.”
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when a girl in a bikini lies down and her hip bones protrude well past their flat stomach causing their bikini bottom to stretch across and gap is formed for a beautiful view of their v-g-n-l front also referred to as hood.
when i see a bikini bridge it makes my whole day better!
an incredibly s-xy phenomenon wherein bikini bottoms are suspended between the two hip bones, causing a sp-ce between the bikini and the lower abdomen. this potential view into the unknown can be further accentuated by a third structural element contributing to the bridge-effect, the mound.
the exploding popularity of this peek into the erogenous landscape can be experienced via a simple web search on “bikini bridge”.
jessica albas bikini bridge makes me want to slap your momma.
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