Bil Mil’s Law
as of january 1st, 2005…
bil mil instated a new policy, and i quote:
“alright… thats it, from now on, no d-ck kicking, no d-ck punching, no d-ck slapping, no d-ck anything!”
doing any of the above will result in a call to bil mil and you will suffer the forthcoming consequences.
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