bilf
bro i’d like to f———–play sports with or watch tv. no h-m- man. weight lifting and…. bro hugs
aw dude! you’re a bilf. wanna hang out at the game later?
babysitter
i’d
like to
f-ck
d-mn, is that bilf of yours coming to watch you again. i’d like to have s-xual intercourse with her!
baby i’d like to f-ck
in the tv-show family guy the baby stewie sees a beatiful baby girl and says: ” o wait wait bilf, total bilf” .
possibly the most versatile word in any language. though it sounds like “some b word i’d like to f-ck,” bilf actually refers to s-m-n, but can be used much like f-ck in that while someone can be bilfing, can bilf all over the place, can be full of bilf, and can be bilfed upon or into, they can also be referred to as a bilf.
d-mn hot mama, i’m gonna bilf in your bilf chalice.
steve: so he stole all your sh-t?
joe: yeah.
steve: what a bilf
you bilf nugget
you bilfing moron.
i’m gonna fill you with so much bilf you’re going to get swimmers ear.
a family guy joke made by stewie. a play on the phrase milf. stands for baby i’d like to f-ck
stewie: omg what a bilf
beard i’d like to fondle
lea ~ “holy sh-tkebabs; see that beautiful bloke over there with a m-ssive beard?”
victoria ~ “yeah, what a bilf, let’s go fondle it!”
“baby i’d like to f-ck” as said by stewie on family guy….it’s only cool for him to say it…if you say it then you’re just a pedo
stewie: oooh ooh bilf! she’s a total bilf!
baby i’d like to f-ck
made famous by stewie griffin on family guy
oh bilf, check out that bilf
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