Bilge

the part of a boat inside the hull but below the floor-boards
her, cap’n, the bilge is filling up with water……fast !
can be used to replace almost any swearword in almost any context. can also describe anything that is bad or rubbish.

note: this can be found in standard dictionaries.
1. look at that snake with two heads… what the bilge?

2. what are you on about? you’re talking bilge.

3. oh bilge, i wrote some complete bilge in that exam.

4. what are you bilging doing!? you’re such a bilgemonger.
a bong. term used by stoners, lads and surfies alike. predominantley used by lads.
“p-ss the bilge bro.”
“oh sh-t the coppers bruz, dump the bilge lets go bro.”
1. any slimy, disgusting substance, that no-one in their right mind would want to go near. often contains streaks of green and brown.

see also gunge

2. a load of rubbish someone says to fill in time or fill paper.

see also waffle

3. a sentinmental speech, often on a tv or movie.

see also clap trap
“i opened up the drain cover, and there was loads of bilge everywhere. urgh!”
bilge:- verb. to bilge is to screw ones face whilst sk-nking to anysort of music. mainly found in dubstep and drum and b-ss events, bilging has become extremely popular with the rise of these two genres of music.
man 1:- this tune is filth.. im gonna bilge!
man 2:- saaame! put 2 hands on the head and bilge!
somebody that is arrogant, and thinks they are right all the time.

see tw-t c-ck noob llama
“stop being a f-cking bilge”
excess fat hanging from a part of an obese person. most commonly seen as the ‘second belly’ you see on a fat persons crotch area.
look at the bilge on her arm!

ahh man that blokes got proper bilge!