Bill Compton
a character in the sookie stackhouse book series and the television series true blood. he is a vampire (changed during the civil war) living in bon temps, louisiana, during the controversial time when vampires have begun mingling with humans. falls in love with a human – sookie stackhouse, much to the dismay of her friends and family and his vampire mates. betrays sookie in the book series, but may have a different fate in the television show.
bill compton traits:
-perfect southern gentleman
-“old-fashioned” dating beliefs
-strikingly good looks (though fans of eric will disagree)
biggest douchebag this side of edward cullen
bill compton belongs more in the twilight f-g world because he’s a douchebag like edward cullen
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