billy bragg
c-ckney rhyming slang for sh-g
alright darlin’ fancy a billy bragg?
a “new wave” artiste of dubious ability, most well known for being a champagne socialist.
much has written in the specialist press concerning his early break into the music business and his entanglement with the well known louche impresario c-ck-stand cuthbertson, various episodes from which have led to his oft quoted soubriquet of percy.
chas: look at that pr-ck, he’s just stumbled into a selection of cold meats “oi percy, bit unsteady on yer plates eh mate”
dave: percy? so that’s billy bragg – what a t-ss-r.
chas: yeah, right, “bard of barking” my -rs-.
billy bragg: gis a f-g.
dave: p-ss off percy, you ponce.
billy bragg: aww c’mon lads i’m one of you.
chas: nah mate, you aint.
awesome artist, made a cd with wilco
-have you heard mermaid avenue by billy bragg and wilco?
-of course, it’s amazing
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