Billy Crystal Pants


black sweatpants that are too short and have a tight elastic band on the bottom of the leg.

guys usually wear them when they don’t give a f-ck.

child molesters wear them while they walk around the city.
g-d, i wish brian would stop wearing those billy crystal pants when we go out, he looks ridiculous.

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