Billy Goat’s Gruff
english rhyming slang for m-ff aka p-ssy, female genital region.
eat some billy goats gruff
when someone, usually a female, gets their pubic hair cut into the shape of a farmland animal, preferably a goat.
“alex told me his ex girlfriend laura got a billy goats gruff yesterday”
“dude, seriously?”
“yeah..her dad did it for her!”
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