Bimmer


a bmw automobile
often confused with beemer
the m5 is the ultimate bimmer.
a fine german automobile. bmw, bavarian motor works
p1 : that guy drives a pimp bimmer.
p2 : yah, that’s an m3!
what a douchnozzle calls a bmw automobile. douchenozzles who drive “bimmers” will make sure that the unwashed m-sses do not call them “beemer”; to do so is apparently a grave offense against car enthusiasts everywhere, as a beemer is a bmw motorcycle.
person 1: nice beemer!
person 2: it’s a bimmer, idiot.
person 1: -punch- who cares, you condescending bucket of douche? get over it. beeemer!!!!
what w-nkers and/or americans call beemers.
w-nker american: look at that awesome bimmer!

australian: -shakes head and hits over the head with a vb stubby.

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