Bin Laden Cocktail


two shots and a splash of water.
guy at bar to bartender: “i’m not sure what to have …”
bartender: “how about a bin laden c-cktail …”
guy: “what’s that??”
bartender: “two shots and a splash of water.”
guy: “ouch!”
two shots and a splash of water.
bob walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a “bin laden c-cktail”. the barkeep asks – what is in a bin laden c-cktail? bob replies- its two shots and a splash of water.

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