bind
a tobacco filled roll, cigarette or roll-up.
“mate, i couldn’t lend a bind could i please”
“woaah you f-cking caned that bind didn’t you”
to cause constipation.
your grandma: “oh yeah, park that thing in my tailpipe big boy!”
mailman: “hahaha! you ain’t gonna sh-t right for a week!”
your grandma: “actually i haven’t enjoyed regular bowel movements for 20 years since this d-mn atkins diet has been binding me like crazy. i’ve got more sh-t in me now than a port-o-john at the town chili festival!”
mailman: (loses his lunch) “tmi, you old wench!”
simple spell for restraining its target. ropes are most likely made of a magical material and would vanish after its use is done. unsatisfactory against a large group of people, as it would cost too much energy for the spirits involved.
he ran towards me, but i quickly shot a bind at him.
to “bind” a key on ones keyboard to preform a specific task when struck. normally preformed in console baised pc games such as counter-strike. this is generally used to allow the player to say entire sentences with the stroke of 1 bound key.
player brings up his console and types… bind \ “say lol we pwned you woot!”.
after this whenever the player strikes his \ key his character will say “lol we pwned you woot” in his chat menu.
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