binderfender
a tremendous fart worthy of accolades and kudos.
i went to the city council meeting this morning and let a binderfender while the mayor was talking. she dropped her notes, and when she squatted to pick them up, she let a binderfender of her own. there was so much laughter, the mayor adjourned sine die.
a fart, especially one with one of the following magnitudes.
there’s the fizz,
the fuzz,
the fizzy fuzz,
the fuzzy wuzz,
the rip-sh-t,
tear–ss,
foom!
heather made a prodigious binderfender in the beauty salon. blanche was so startled, she dropped her scissors, and mrs. fingle laughed so hard, she let out a rip-sh-t of her own.
an audible fart. an expulsion of waste gaseous hydrocarbons from the -n-s, accompanied by an audible roar or blatt, discernable by even the hearing impaired.
miss chalmers entertained the ladies’ sewing circle by blowing a raucous binderfender.
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