Bindle Stiffed
when a hobo comes up to you while you are in a hurry and begins to tell you his life story. this is usually followed by the metaphorical feeling that he has taken his bindle stick and shoved it deep into your -ss piercing your colon. this feeling metaphorical feeling is caused by the fact that you will be arriving late to your destination and that you have no more change in your pocket.
employee: sorry im late for work i got bindle stiffed.
boss: heres some metaphorical tampons and hemorrhoid cream.
employee: he took $1.37
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