Bingo…A-diva
the head mistress of bingo aboard the all new disney fantasy cruise ship. her favorite number is g-55, because she used to work at disneyland in california, and knew that it opened in 1955.
some of her favorite lines are:
“simply poke and fold that little number tabby through”
“the last number i call must be a part of your winning pattern… this is so important, i will say it again…the last number i call must be a part of your winning pattern.”
“h-llo everyone, my name is stefanie, and i shall be known as your bingo…a-diva all cruise long!”
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