Bionic Hooker


often applied to a hooker that has restored function or enhanced abilities due to the integration of some artificial component or technology. it is not the same as a stuffed hooker, a prost-tute that was so popular after her death that the pimp decided to stuff her, so that she would not rot.
man1: maria the harlot does the best handjobs ever! man2: that is because her arm is artificial. she is a binoic hooker, you know? man1: that explaines the inhuman cardio on that b-tch. i have problems getting it hard and she rammed it for hours. there was two other guys getting services at the same time actually.

woman: i wish adam jensen was real, and also a bionic hooker. he is so s-xy!

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