Bionic Seahorse
the s-xual act of having the male sit on the ladder or step of a pool and the female kneeling down in the water and simultaniously jerking and sucking him off resulting in the movement of a seahorse.
wow my b-lls are totally drained from lucretia giving me a bionic seahorse.
the bionic seahorse is a s-x position featured in dane cook’s vicious circle. it is the move in which the man raises one of his legs (as if he were stretching his quads), holds on to his foot, and does the motion of a seahorse moving through the water.
i totally cheated on tina with martin who can totally do the bionic seahorse
a s-x move made up my dane cook. where you pick up you leg and move it back and forth. and you hold your head
“when you cheating on some one you do all the thinkg your partner would not do like the bionic sea horse” dane cook
an act of s-x where the man pulls his legs behind his head and puts his p-n-s in between them so it juts outward. then the woman rides the p-n-s until she has an -rg-sm.
man: hey baby, you wanna bang?
woman: eh, what can you do?
man: i can pull off the bionic seahorse
woman: oh my goodness, lets bang right here in the bar
preferred pool activity of megan huber and andrew tuwiler.
also know as the most magical s-x position to be performed in a pool
it is done by spreading females legs and place upon the males shoulders the rest is simply the prefer ed mating method.
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variations include : semi-bionic seahorse, the whoping seahorse, and the wobbling seahorse
“bro, that was the best bionic seahorse ever. i had the b-tch in the pool for 2 hours , seahorsing me all the way” :d
the act of getting on your knees and giving oral s-x whilst flapping your hands.
yesterday, i got my girlfriend to do the bionic seahorse.
a s-xual position in which the person who will be penetrated puts their legs behind their head. after doing so the person who will do the act of penetrating commences with penetration.
she’s really flexible man, she can do a bionic seahorse!!!
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