bionic situp
the act of a person falling asleep at a party and one of his friends pulls down his pants and squats over the sleepers face, while another person punches the sleeper in the stomach, resulting in the sleeper violently sitting up and getting a face full of taint. bonus points if the squater farts.
dude, jasper never p-sses out at alvarado’s house after he got his last bionic situp.
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