Bionoob
a noob at life or one who makes stupid/ obvious mistakes.
benicio (the bionoob): “i just ordered my free t-shirt.”
cletus(the rational one): “how much was shipping?”
benicio: “$15.”
cletus: -sighs- facepalm
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