Bipolar Cowboy


begins with 69ing with the female, but rather than oral copulation on the male’s behalf, a fisting method is applied. when a steady pace is reached, one flips the female over rapidly and begins rocking back and forth violently and clenching/unclenching one’s fist inside the v-g-n-. the male and female then proceed to excrete out of their -n-ses simultaneously and rapidly begin shoving said excrement back into the -n-l cavity. this entire process is done while screaming at each other what you most despise about your partner and your greatest turn-offs. when each party reaches a climax point, they must race to the nearest shower and thumb wrestle for who gets to bathe first.
my boyfriend ‘bipolar cowboy’d me last night; i think he’s the one!

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