Bipolar Poop Disorder
similar to bipolar mood disorder, a person with bipolar p–p disorder alternates between extreme diarrhea and constipation and can never seem to take a proper sh-t.
patient: i had bad constipation 2 weeks ago, then last week i had bad diarrhea, and now i’m constipated again.
doctor: i think you have bipolar p–p disorder.
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