bir
dutch for wedgy… bir is formed by the first letters of the condition “broek in reet”, meaning “pants in -ss”…
if somebody in belgium kindly offers you a “bir”, dont expect to get a nice cold beer…
abbreviation of the phrase “b-tching in range.” to talk negatively of a certain person/persons, when said party may be present within a distance capable of hearing such accusations. this often leads to an awkward silence, and a brief wave of severe guilt.
adopted by a clan called ‘the cider-riders’ , the phrase has spread to mainstream use by the students of kegs, which is a college in a town somewhere near coventry.
‘remember to always check for bir prior to b-tching.’
cider-rider-1: “that gemma is a right slag, and she’s ugly”
cider-rider-2: “sh-t check for b.i.r!”
-looks behind and all around-
cider-rider-1:-whispers- “oooooohmygod shes sitting behind us…..”
a dutch temptress of napster origin
bir was and is an amazing woman
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