birch

an alternative for b-tch. birch is commonly used to byp-ss internet filters. it is also used to call someone a b-tch without the -ssociated negative connotations; a more light-hearted approach.
“well don’t get mad at me, birch! you could have answered your own question if you searched first.”

“my girl has been birching at me since she got home. i don’t know what the deal is, but the birch needs to settle down.”
when a girl goes up to another girl and grabs there b–bs.
“imma go birch her.”
(n) plural: -es / a set of people that are not bound by the limitations alcoholism/addiction/sanity
“girl, you my birch”

“ain’t gonna’ cut down this birch tree”

“beyonce”
a drink consisting of redbull, vodka, and peach schnapps.
you can’t have a birch, because we ran out of redbull
a combination of a bird and b-tch.
that sk-nk -ss birch won’t give me my mother f-ckin money.
the promenade in the heart of brea, california. often referred to as birch street. basically, the only f-cking thing to do in brea if your under 18 and can’t drink or party. includes two movie theaters and various shops, and is very close to the mall. kids swarm it on the weekend, the place to go, when your not at the mall or at school or something elsee unimportant.

pretty much truee. yeahh i live theree. :
boy 1 “sheeeeeet sonn, you going to birchh tonight?”
boy 2 “h-ll yeahh. got no where elsee to be.”
-or-
girl 1 “heyy, wanna hang out this weekendd?”
girl 2 “hmmm, birchh?”
girl 1 “suree, unless you wanna go to the mall.”

1. a red bull and vodka

2. a derogatory term for someone you don’t want to call an outright b-tch.

3. a name to address a crowd of people by
1. i am thirsty, im gonna drink a f-ckin birch

2. f-ck that birch

3. what’s up birches? someone bring me a birch