Birched


tired, not in the mood, couldn’t be f-cked.

man, i’m soo birched i’m not going to come to the topless party.
the act of getting completely annihilated through drugs and alchohol.
joe – “hey dan, what are you doin tonight?”
dan – “getting f-ckin birched what do you think?!”

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