Birdage


1. (adj, noun, verb) spending a disproportionate amount of time slapping it on porkers in social situations; sacking off the lads. (see also schweff)

2. being excessively sensitive, wet and feminine
rennie – “have you spoken to pat flowers tonight?”
friend – “na, he’s always over there chatting to the galdem.”
rennie – “what a silly birdage c-nt.”
friend – “yeah, that is birdage, the oily birdage chode.”

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