Birde
refers to birde williams, a young, talented writer who is sure to totally revolutionize the way people think about vampires. a little crazy, but we don’t ask questions. has an unfortunate habit of giving characters names that would be cool if they weren’t so d-mn hard to pr-nounce. also does some incredibly kick–ss manga. if you don’t read her books, you might as well stamp an “i’m illiterate” sign on your forehead.
kid1: dude, have you bought birde’s new book yet?
kid2: uhh, who’s birde?
kid1: g-dd-mn son, what the h-ll’s the matter with you? deprived of her, do you even know how to read anymore? what an idiot! that boy needs therapy!
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