Birdshit
a racist term for a white person
“johnny is a birdsh-t”
a word used against white people; similar to cracka, honkey, or whitey.
yo cracka!
shut up, bird sh-t!
man dont call me dat
u are bird sh-t though!
i am?
yeah. your white, like bird sh-t, so your bird sh-t!!
the feces emitted from the rear of a bird. it’s white and fun to look at.
bird 1: man i need to sh-t
bird 2: well then do a bird sh-t
cow: i wish i could do a bird sh-t 🙁
banter from a group of women in a bar, as blokes bullsh-t when they have had a couple, women “birdsh-t”.
i’v been with him over there, honest!!
this sounds like birdsh-t.
when a person goes the bathroom and plays angry birds. this usually involves sitting on the toilet for so long that your legs fall asleep.
coworker : man where have you been for the last hour?
me : i had to take a bird sh-t its been a stressful day.
coworker : i had one of those last week.
n. colloq. the more trivial instruments of the percussion section of an orchestra or band, namely the triangle, tambourine, sleigh bells, vibraslap, mark tree. usally played by the more junior members of the percussion section.
looks like i’m gonna have to play the birdsh-t instruments again!
condors that are secretly against you and your car and attacks with plot and p–p strategies. damages range from small brown/white p–p marks to large green disgusting ones. ultimately leading to you taking your vehicle to a car wash.
bob: so what your doing this weekend mike?
mike: f—ing cleaning my car, look at all that bird sh-t! f—ing pigeons.
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