birpies
bird… herpies. a very tragic disease. you can get it from birds. obviously.
-walks out of doctors office-
dude 1: man this sucks
dude 2: dude what happened?!? did they tell you whats wrong with you?!?
dude 1: yeah…
dude 2: well?!?
dude 1: i’ve got birpies…
dude 2: oh f–k
dude 1: yeah…
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