Birth Control Glasses
in the us air force the eyegl-sses issued are thick, black-horned-rimmed eyegl-sses that are so ugly, they make the person wearing them equally unappealing to the opposite s-x, so there is virtually no danger of them impregnating or getting impregnated.
i was in air force basic training when they issued me my birth control gl-sses.
gl-sses worn by men or women, usually huge and bulky, that usually serve as a deterrent for s-xual advances. could have the opposite effect for those that like the brainy look.
the girl at the party looked really hot with her heels, short skirt, and birth-control gl-sses.
optical wear that virtually guaranties that n-body will ever f-ck you.
ouch! check out the b-tch in the bcs!!!
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