birthanukkah
when one’s birthday is celebrated for eight days. this usually occurs because your parents are too broke to buy you a present on your actual birthday, and payday occurs later in the week.
kid: how come i am only getting my cake today?
mom: baby, it’s your birthanukkah! we will have cake today, there will be presents on tuesday, and we can go out to eat and go bowling on thursday!
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