Birthday Avalanche
the sudden avalanche of birthday greetings posted on facebook etc when someone notices its your birthday….particularly funny when someone incorrectly posts happy birthday and everyone follows suit!
fran: “michael, your birthday is definitely tomorrow isnt it?”
michael: “10 years fran, its been 10 years. why?”
fran: “your cousin’s started a birthday avalanche on your fb profile!”
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